Moriarty: They’re my favourite but Seb doesn’t let me get them very often.

Moriarty: They’re my favourite but Seb doesn’t let me get them very often.


John: A dog! They’re so loyal and make great companions.

John: A dog! They’re so loyal and make great companions.


Sherlock: Nuuuuuuuu!! I’ll protect you John!!
John: That really isn’t necessary Sherlock.

Sherlock: Nuuuuuuuu!! I’ll protect you John!!

John: That really isn’t necessary Sherlock.


Lestrade: That’s for me to know and you to find out.

Lestrade: That’s for me to know and you to find out.


John: Well there are a lot of things… The travel, my non-existent limp, the action, and Sherlock’s cheekbones. 

John: Well there are a lot of things… The travel, my non-existent limp, the action, and Sherlock’s cheekbones. 


John: Well I get payed at the clinic so I use that to pay my half of the rent.
Sherlock: No Comment….

John: Well I get payed at the clinic so I use that to pay my half of the rent.

Sherlock: No Comment….


John: We’re not dating! I’ve said this before, I’m not actually gay, hahaha…
Sherlock: Next date? Well if it’s the 18th today then the logical conclusion for the next date would be the 19th, unless there’s a different meaning?

John: We’re not dating! I’ve said this before, I’m not actually gay, hahaha…

Sherlock: Next date? Well if it’s the 18th today then the logical conclusion for the next date would be the 19th, unless there’s a different meaning?


Sherlock: What’s Valentines day?
John: *facepalm* You must have deleted it, Sherlock…

Sherlock: What’s Valentines day?

John: *facepalm* You must have deleted it, Sherlock…


John: Well I do have an extensive collection of blackmail I acquired from Mycroft for such occasions….
Sherlock: John, you promised you wouldnt show anyone my baby photos!

John: Well I do have an extensive collection of blackmail I acquired from Mycroft for such occasions….

Sherlock: John, you promised you wouldnt show anyone my baby photos!


John: Hi, and welcome to our ask blog! 
Sherlock: I don’t even know why I agreed to this….

John: Hi, and welcome to our ask blog! 

Sherlock: I don’t even know why I agreed to this….